Being old is like being drunk. Always forgetting the names of things. Forgetting what you did an hour ago. Falling asleep at inapropriate times. Driving iradically. Always making people repeat shit. Yelling when people are right next to you. Completely uncoordinated. Can't see shit. Re-introducing yourself over and over. Reminiscing about the past. You get the idea.
I wonder if the afterlife is just one big-ass hangover.
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