Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Ass ball


Once, when I was a little kid, I swallowed this metal ball.  It was part of some toy I was playing with.  It was a big metal ball.  Probably like a quarter in diameter.  My mom rushed me to the hospital.  All the doctors and nurses were laughing at me in the ER.  They thought it was hilarious.  They said not to worry because I would shit it out.  So, I watched for the ball.  It never came.  I never saw that ball come out of my ass.  I wonder if it is still in there.

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